I rode a tandem bike with Ke$ha because my parents told me so.
*How lame~ parents told me so? hahahah
I ballroom danced with Justin Timberlake because I’m invincible.
(via brandieisaindiehipster)
I started a band with Kanye West because I couldn’t find any Cocaine to do instead.— oh fml haha.
I lended $500 to LADY GAGA because I’m in love with her.